Meanwhile, in a peaceful little page on DeviantART…

Kethul: NIKNAK!  Get back here with my chicken sandwich!
Niknak: Nyah, nyah!  You should always keep your eyes on the prize, Kethul!
Kethul: Keep it up, pal, and you might not have eyes!
Hapo: Oh, cut it out, you two!  Skull Kirby and I are trying to enjoy this picnic!
Skull Kirby: Yeah!  Would it kill you two to calm down for a second?  Hey, Zeeg!  Pass me a drumstick, will ya?
Zeeg: Pretty nice urf Captain Rico to invite urs to this shindig!
Skull Kirby: Speaking of shins and digging, how’s Stuntman doing on our barbeque pit?  He should have been done by now.  I guess I am gonna have to whip the slacker!
Zeeg: Well, it may hurve to do with thur fact thurt he is the ONLY one digging!
Skull Kirby: Details, details!  I’ve made him do worse stuff…
Blitz: Now that is something I could believe!
*Everyone turns around to see Blitz the Hedgehog and Diablo, including Kethul and Niknak*
Kethul: Blitz!  Diablo!  Glad you could make it!
Blitz: Are you kidding?  I am thrilled to have had a chance to get out of my little plot hole in order to appear here!   Wish I could say the same about Diablo…
Diablo: Pulling me out of bed to attend a PICNIC was totally uncalled for…
Blitz: So was crashing the bus we rode on to get here!
Diablo: That bus driver had it coming and you know it!
Blitz: Yeah, yeah!  So, uh, Kethul…how goes the journey to Avola-Nui and Monga-Nui?
Kethul: Ah, it’s ok.  Niknak crashed our ship…
Niknak: If I recall correctly, it was a big rock that sunk our ship.
Kethul: Yes, but who decided that blowing it up would help our situation?  You, of course!  If you had just listened to me and let Ducarn float it out of our way, we would have been fine, but nooooo, you had to go and blow it up!  That would have been fine, if not for the SCADS OF FLAMING SMALLER ROCKS THAT RESULTED FROM YOUR LIGHTSHOW!!!
Niknak: Like Skull Kirby says, details, details!
Kethul: I’ll detail you!
Hapo: Hey, Kethul, weren’t more people supposed to show?
Kethul: What?  Well, uh…I don’t know what’s up with them, Hapo.  I think I saw the Bloo Demon come in, but that was an hour ago.  He’s still having a siesta under that tree over there…
*focus on Bloo Demon, snoring pleasantly in the shade of the tree*
Niknak: And here I thought that Zeeg was the only one who could sleep that much!
Zeeg: Hey!  Zeeg is ur vury sound sleeper!  Nurt like Bloo Demon!
Skull Kirby: Hey, uh, did anyone offer him some food?  Or are we eating what’s left of what was supposed to be a banquet?  I don’t think Bloo over there would pass up an opportunity for food, if you get my drift!
Hapo: S-K!  What a horrible thing to say!  Bloo Demon is a charming little fellow!  Even if he is a little grumpy at times, he respects his friends and helps them out!
Skull Kirby: Yeah, well, he’d better not HELP me finish off this roast chicken – I called dibs on it!
Diablo: Are you quite done jabbering?  Because I would like to just get my food and go home to my nice, warm bed.  Matt’s got a lot of things planned with me, and I want to be well rested if he’s going to drag me all over the place.
Blitz: Ah, lighten up, Diablo!  It’s not like you NEED to be cooped up back at Matt’s place.  Try to socialize a bit!  You had friends when you were a Matoran, right?
Diablo: Please, don’t remind me.  Now that I am lost here, the only friends I have left are you, Matt, and Green Gary.
Skull Kirby: And so what are we?  Chopped liver?
Diablo: I meant no disrespect.  It’s just…I guess you could say I am still…adjusting to my new home.
Kethul: S’ok, Diablo!  I know how you feel!  I am still trying to get used to Niknak’s random spaz attacks!
Niknak: They are rants and you know it!  I probably am doing you a favour by ranting, because without my rants, we never would have distracted Buukanua long enough to destroy him!
Hapo: Hey, look!  Rico is coming out of the ship to join us!  And he has Rika and Kitana with him!
Zeeg: Urhh, screw it!  Zeeg wurs gurnna save his Bakaken for later, burt no one else hurs shown urp, so I am gurnna do it now!
Everyone else except Bloo Demon: NO ZEEG!!!  DON’T!!!
Zeeg: BAKAKEN!!!
*LLLLET’S GET READY TO POOOOOFFLLLLLLE!!!!!*
Kethul: No, not him!
Hapo: What have you done, Zeeg?
Niknak: That has got to be the most hideous thing I have ever seen!
Rico: Kitana, get me the pocket dimension; I think I am going to be sick…
Diablo: Something is really wrong with that…
???: Whaj you talking about, fool?  What are you all talking about?  Where are you?  And what am I doing here?
Skull Kirby: Wait a minute, I know you!  You are that hired assassin that they put behind bars a few weeks ago!  You’re the guy they call Big Red Dawg!
Big Red Dawg: Tha’s righ, fool!  I am the Big Red Dawg, and I have orders to take you all down!
Hapo: From who?  That Haxxor guy that escaped from prison a few weeks ago?
*Everyone stares in astonishment at Hapo*
Hapo: What?  A friend of a friend of mine was told that by some security guard at the prison…
Big Red Dawg: She’s righ, fools!  I can’t believe our escape was noticed!  Man oh man, is the big H gonna be mad or what?  I better brighten his spirits by stealing you characters for him!
Rico: Just try it, you Street Fighter reject!
Big Red Dawg: Ok, since you asked so nicely!  Hoowah!
*BRD opens up with an airborne drill kick*
Zeeg: Yipes!  Thurt urlmost hit me!
Big Red Dawg: Oh, really?  I guess I’ll have to not miss next time!
*BRD smashes Zeeg with a Tiger Uppercut*
Rico: So Haxxor is behind this, eh?  Well, we’ll just have to send him right back to prison!  But first, let’s take this pretender down!  Team Sakara, assemble!
*Cue dramatic team pose*
Zeeg: Hey, uh, ur little help here, SK?  Blitz?
Skull Kirby: Oh, right, I am on your team!  Wait a minute, Blitz isn’t our Speed character!  We don’t even have a Speed character!
Blitz: I will help for now.
Zeeg: Ursome!  Team Bakanator!  We will save the day!
*Cue another dramatic team pose*
Kethul: Well, we aren’t about to get neglected, are we Niknak?
Niknak: Not a chance!  Dynamic Duo!  Niknak and Kethul!
*Yet another freaking dramatic pose*
Hapo and Diablo: What about us?
Skull Kirby: Uhhh, you can cheer from the side lines!
*Kethul glares at SK*
Skull Kirby: What?  It was just a joke!  They can fight!  Don’t know about Stuntman though…
Stuntman: I heard that!
*More snoring from Bloo Demon*
Niknak: Man, he can sleep through anything!
Kethul: Don’t worry; I’m sure BD won’t miss this battle…*just dodges a Hadoken from BRD* Waaaah!   He can use energy attacks?   Great…just great.   For me.  Hey pal, you want to try that again?  You couldn’t hit me if I were bolted to a giant target!
Big Red Dawg: I’ll make you pay fo’ that, fool!
*BRD fires a blast at Kethul, only to have it absorbed by Kethul*
Big Red Dawg: Shuwhut?  Snap!  You can absorb energy?  Oh, man, Haxxor’s gonna really be pleased when I take YOU to him!
Niknak: Not a chance!  Face it, pal, you are horribly outclassed!
Big Red Dawg: Oh, you think so, eh?  Well, let’s see how you fools deal wit’ dis!
*Morphs into a large, red-furred wolfman*
Big Red Dawg: *snarls* How do you like dem apples, fools?
Rico: Will someone shut up this Clubber Lang wannabe?
*Kitana comes up from behind and performs a powerful kick on BRD*
Rico: Thank you, Kitana.
Big Red Dawg: Uhhh, a lucky shot!  I won’t let that happen again!
*BRD gets wonked with a hammer by Hapo*
Hapo: Yay!  Big stupid wolf-man fall down and go to sleep!
Big Red Dawg: RRRRR…THAT’S IT!!!!  Now you fools got me real mad!  I am gonna mop th’ floa wit’ you!  
*BRD fires a blast at Hapo, only to have it miss and hit the tree that Bloo Demon was resting under*
Big Red Dawg: Dang it!  I missed!
Bloo Demon: You interrupted my siesta…
*Bloo Demon spews a powerful blast of energy from his mouth at BRD, sending the red wolf-man flying*
Bloo Demon: No one interrupts my siesta!
Big Red Dawg: That’s it, you is dead now, fools!  I was going easy on you before; because I wanted you in one piece for Haxxor, but now, I am gonna pulverize ya!
*BRD gets blasted from behind*
Hapo: What the?  Who shot that?  Rico?
Rico: I didn’t fire any shots…and Rika, Niknak, Diablo and Kethul are right here with us…wait, where is Zeeg and Blitz?  Where is Skull Kirby?
Skull Kirby: I am down in our would-be BBQ pit trying to wake up Stuntman, thank you!  Plus, I left my darn scythe in here!
Kethul: So where is…
*Two bodies flop to the ground, everyone looks over to see Zeeg and Blitz crippled on the ground in front of three powerful figures*
Kethul: …Zeeg and Blitz…
Diablo: Fiends!  Who are you?  What are you here for?
???:  Why, we are the Robota triplets, and we are here to destroy Zeeg and his friends!
Diablo: Why you!  How dare you harm my friends!   Prepare to die, fiends!
*Diablo fires a blast at the triplets, and when the smoke clears, the three are revealed to be unharmed and in their super forms*
Chaos Oslo: Now, now!  We can’t have you putting up a struggle!  Not when that Haxxor fellow was so kind enough to free us from the pocket dimension Zeeg and Sunshine trapped us in!  He even offered us a chance to become leaders of the cyber-world once he moves in on the real world!
Order Nigel: *booming echoic voice*   Resistance is futile…you will be assimilated!
Rico: You had better hope I don’t hear that line from you again!
Flaming Freya: When did your opinion matter, squirt?  I’ll bet that you can’t even go super!  Just what good are you to your team?
Rico: A lot more good than you could even begin to think!  Come on, everyone!
C.Oslo: So you want to do this the hard way, eh?  Fine, I will enjoy decimating you all!
Blitz: Hey, Jerkwad, aren’t you forgetting someone?
C.Oslo: Eh?  What the…
*Everyone turns around to see Hyper Blitz, Zomega Zeeg, one angry-looking Skull Kirby and a somewhat sombre Stuntman ready for action*
Zeeg: Urlright, you three!  You wurnt to play hardball, we can play hardball!

---To be continued in Chapter Three!---

Kethul: Ehhhh?  Whaaat!
Niknak: It's over Kethul, we aren't supposed to be here anymore!
Kethul: Hey look, it's a Grinder from Yoshi's Island!
Grinder: OOOKK, OOOKK!  Kee kee?
Kethul: Errr, sorry, but I think you have the wrong page.  This is a fan story, not a fan club!
Grinder:....AAAAAAA----AAAAAA----AAAAA----AAAA!!!
Niknak: You're right, that is funny!
Grinder: Thank goodness for Newgrounds.com!
*Cue channel changing noise*